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Frankie Pace
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Based in: New York
Based in: New York
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Guest Comic on NBC Saturday Night Live. Frankie is a lovable comic with over 30 years experience in Prop Comedy, Story Telling, and Jokes. Working every venue with stars like Patti LaBelle, Sinatra Jr.,The Pointer Sisters, Aaron Neville, Tom Jones, BB King and more.... (more)
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Luke Thayer
Available in Texas
Based in: New York City, New York
Based in: New York City, New York
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From: $1500
From: $1500
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He has appeared on “Gotham Comedy Live”, FOX, TruTV, and is regularly heard on SiriusXM Radio and has been their “Comedian of the Month.” His debut album “Hopes + Dreams” has been streamed over 1.4 Million times. Look for his Dry Bar Comedy Special in 2022.... (more)
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PT Bratton
Available in Texas
Based in: Bowie, Maryland
Based in: Bowie, Maryland
(5 Reviews)
From: $3000
From: $3000
Former Pastor and Military Veteran, PT's comedic genius lies in his ability to connect with a wide range of audiences. His debut comedy special, "You’re Welcome For My Service" is OUT NOW on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and Dish.... (more)
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Michael Joiner
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Based in: Kansas City, Missouri
Based in: Kansas City, Missouri
(1 Review)
From: $3500
From: $3500
Comedian Michael Joiner has won countless awards for his clean and sarcastic humor. His quick witted audience interaction and improv ability with the audience is unequalled in the world of stand up! ... (more)
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JuggleMania
Available in Texas
Based in: Portland, Oregon
Based in: Portland, Oregon
(3 Reviews)
From: $450
From: $450
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JuggleMania's "Hilarity and Dexterity” has appeared to laughter and applause in over 30 countries at such venues as cruise ships in the Mediterranean, festivals in Asia, museums in the Middle East and theater stages from Trinidad to Egypt.
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MAIJA DI GIORGIO
Available in Texas
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
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Maija DiGiorgio is a comedian. Maija's special "Maija Pinion" is now available now on Amazon Prime & AppleTV, it's already receiving rave reviews. Maija just recently recorded her first hour length special for Comedy Dynamics, "MAIJA! MAIJA! MAIJA!" ... (more)
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David Dean
Available in Texas
Based in: Huntington, Indiana
Based in: Huntington, Indiana
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Clean comedian with 30 years experience. Started out at Second City Chicago and learned how to incorporate an audience into the show. Perfect for fundraisers and any other venue that needs a night of laughs that won't require damage control the next day. ... (more)
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Willie Brown and Friends
Available in Texas
Based in: McDonough, Georgia
Based in: McDonough, Georgia
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From: $3500
From: $3500
Willie Brown & Friends are one of the top comedy/ventriloquist acts in the country. Willie has been seen nationally on The Huckabee Show, DryBar Comedy Special, HBO, Showtime Network's Barbershop, Bounce TV's Sitcom Last Call, The Rickey Smiley TV Show, BET Comic View.... (more)
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Timothy Simpson
Available in Texas
Based in: Las Vegas, Nevada
Based in: Las Vegas, Nevada
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From: $500
From: $500
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I am a Variety Comic. Proficient at all types of Juggling. Musically I play Accordion; Ukulele; Harmonicas & Washboard. It's always FUNNY. Below is a link to my 'Art' website.... (more)
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Mary Ellen DePetrillo
Available in Texas
Based in: Florida
Based in: Florida
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From: $500
From: $500
Fearless, funny, a natural. These are the words people use to describe the clean comedy of
Mary Ellen - No matter where she is, Mary Ellen has a joyful appeal. She has perfected her style of clean comedy using everyday life as her backdrop and keeps it G-rated... (more)
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Sade Amsterdam
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Based in: New York City, New York
Based in: New York City, New York
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From: $200
From: $200
I'm a comedienne/comedy writer. I'm an exceptional comedic writer specializing in stupidly sophisticated setups and finding some of the most obscure and overlooked comedic observations. ... (more)
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Plumflower
Available in Texas
Based in: Denver, Colorado
Based in: Denver, Colorado
(6 Reviews)
From: $100
From: $100
Plumflower brings the laughter to any room, anywhere, anytime. Her comedy is clean, upbeat, uplifting and empowering to women. She has performed all over the country and she has opened for John Carfi, writer for Joan Rivers and Rodney Dangerfield.... (more)
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Kendall Ward
Available in Texas
Based in: North Las Vegas, Nevada
Based in: North Las Vegas, Nevada
(1 Review)
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Kendall (shorty) Ward, has been killing crowds all over the country, hes Funny, likable and handsome.... (more)
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Alonzo Brock
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Based in: Tampa, Florida
Based in: Tampa, Florida
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From: $500
From: $500
I'm an Army vet who has been doing stand up for 7 years. I am also a writer, actor, and film producer, in which I currently have comedy movies on Tubi, Amazon Prime ,TIVID TV and other streaming platforms.... (more)
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Greg D.
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Based in: Chicago, Illinois
Based in: Chicago, Illinois
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From: $300
From: $300
Greg Daake is an American comedian. Known for his withering sarcasm and stone faced delivery, he’ll have you wondering where he’s going with this. Heads up, it might be nowhere. He will have you laughing with offbeat observations and light stories about dark subjects.... (more)
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Alan Sands Entertainment
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Based in: San Mateo, California
Based in: San Mateo, California
(1 Review)
From: $1500
From: $1500
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Alan Sands here. I am a full-time comedy magician and comedy hypnotist and I operate a talent agency that specializes in entertainers that make us go "WOW." We feature the best variety, specialty & novelty performers, cirque acts and more.... (more)
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