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AGMagicians - Father-and-Son Double Act
Available in Merton
Based in: Birmingham, West Midlands
Based in: Birmingham, West Midlands
(7 Reviews)
From: £300
From: £300
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We’re Alex and George – AGMagicians – a father-and-son double act who are very passionate about our comedy, entertainment and magic and love sharing it with others. With us, you get funny and memorable moments that keep people laughing and guessing throughout. ... (more)
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Wayne The Weird
Available in Merton
Based in: Southampton, South East
Based in: Southampton, South East
(7 Reviews)
From: £225
From: £225
Stand up comedy infused magic specialising in adult audiences whilst also adaptable to performing for a mixed family audience.
Experienced at performing everywhere from comedy clubs to golf clubs, to weddings, parties and corporate functions.
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Lester Crabtree
Available in Merton
Based in: Carnforth, North West England
Based in: Carnforth, North West England
(5 Reviews)
From: £600
From: £600
Experienced comedian Who can work clean or rizque. Over 30 Years in the business working all over the world in Cabaret, Sportsman's dinners, Cruise ships, comedy clubs and corporate events.... (more)
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Geezah Gobble
Available in Merton
Based in: Glasgow, Scotland
Based in: Glasgow, Scotland
(13 Reviews)
From: £300
From: £300
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TikTok viral sensation, best selling author and stand up comedian! A fierce, bold and fabulous performer who keeps laughter at the forefront of every performance! With a blend of charisma, sass, and Scottish charm, she commands any stage around the world!... (more)
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Aunty Ginger
Available in Merton
Based in: Swinton, North West England
Based in: Swinton, North West England
(5 Reviews)
From: £175
From: £175
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My Drag name is Aunty Ginger, I'm a professionally trained Comedian & Live Cabaret Singer working all over the UK Cabaret Circuit, I have my own Car, PA Kit, typically my show is 1hr/ 2 x 45 mins. Ginger is filthy, b1tchy but with a heart of gold.... (more)
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Ryan Gough
Available in Merton
Based in: Birmingham, West Midlands
Based in: Birmingham, West Midlands
(8 Reviews)
From: £275
From: £275
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Ryan's a regular MC/host at comedy clubs across the UK from Penzance to Inverness. He has also performed in Ireland, Channel Islands, Spain and India! Standing at 6 foot 5 and weighing 22 stone, Ryan is a big stage presence with a friendly manner but takes no prisoners!... (more)
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Sean Bless
Available in Merton
Based in: Reading, South East
Based in: Reading, South East
(16 Reviews)
From: £100
From: £100
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I'm an award-winning professional magician and stand-up comedian who also is a kids entertainer.
I've appeared on Amazon Prime's Magic: Caught on Camera and have now almost a decades worth of experience.
Please check out my website: www.seanbless.com
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Obie.
Available in Merton
Based in: North Lanarkshire, Scotland
Based in: North Lanarkshire, Scotland
(3 Reviews)
From: £500
From: £500
Obie is a Scottish comedy legend who is highly regarded as one of the most naturally talented comedians on the circuit today. He will take you on a surreal journey filled with laughter. He has been performing stand up for 18 years and regularly performs at clubs across ... (more)
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DAVID ST JOHN
Available in Merton
Based in: Birmingham, West Midlands
Based in: Birmingham, West Midlands
(8 Reviews)
From: £300
From: £300
Fast-moving mainstream interactive comedy (vocals if needed) and always adapting his act to suit the audience type. Localised and topical gags, straight out of the morning papers! Guinness World Record Holder (TV quiz shows) Worked UK, overseas and cruise ships. ... (more)
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Chris Purchase
Available in Merton
Based in: West Midlands
Based in: West Midlands
(no reviews)
From: £500
From: £500
Award winning comedian, finalist for What’s On magazine’s Best Comedian 2016, 2017 and 2018, finalist out of 20,000 comedians for the Laugh Factory’s international joke of the year 2017... (more)
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The Wigan Joker
Available in Merton
Based in: Wigan, North West England
Based in: Wigan, North West England
(2 Reviews)
From: £200
From: £200
I’ve been a Stand Up Comedian for 15 years and in that time, I have worked in most kind of venues from Boxing Rings, to Barges,
And also have TV Credits
I can work clean or blue but prefer to work blue. I also have a decent following on Tik Tok, Facebook etc !
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Scott Capurro
Available in Merton
Based in: East of England
Based in: East of England
(no reviews)
Stand up comedian, with political and societal commentary.... (more)
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Lee Kyle
Available in Merton
Based in: Newcastle upon Tyne, North East England
Based in: Newcastle upon Tyne, North East England
(3 Reviews)
From: £200
From: £200
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I'm a stand up comedian and compere, I also do family stand up shows.
Performed all over the world, very versatile.... (more)
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Dame Ida ‘International Cabaret Show’
Available in Merton
Based in: Doncaster, Yorkshire and the Humber
Based in: Doncaster, Yorkshire and the Humber
(43 Reviews)
From: £650
From: £650
Dame Ida’s show has become a phenomenon in many towns and cities around the country. 2024 will see her most glamorous show yet and will take us by storm. Dame Ida has packed it in by the case load and is heading on the road. ... (more)
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matt adlington
Available in Merton
Based in: Essex, South East
Based in: Essex, South East
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An Essex based comedian with over 12 years experience in the comedy industry.
"Matt is Confident, Charming & very, very funny....on the ball and destined to go to the top" LMAO Comedy... (more)
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Dave Twentyman
Available in Merton
Based in: North of England
Based in: North of England
(1 Review)
From: £250
From: £250
Over 20 years experience across the UK (comedy clubs) & abroad (Sensatori holiday resorts etc). My comedy is observational with anecdotes and jokes. I'm very confident with working an audience, however, I do not 'pick on people' to insult for laughs. ... (more)
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